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What about Wendy?

Aug 4, 2013, 19:00
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What about Wendy?
Who am I? No really, I have been suffering an identity crisis since the doctor put me on the new meds....

Some of my friends know me as a lean black man who runs around the desert with a scythe killing demonic foot soldiers. Others know me as a witch who summons the demonic foot soldiers, most people just think I a crazy insane girl with a blue color fixation and mental instabilities.

But in all reality... I am a GIMPette with a lot of weird and wacky friends and family. You can quickly identify any member of my family, mostly because they have squirrels in their head. You just put you ear up to anyone's head and listen for the sound of the crunching nuts and they are related to me.

I didn't know anything about computers growing up as a little girl. The closest we got to a computer was a game console, the old ones with the cartridge! In the early 90's that all changed when I fell in love with a nerd. He had a few home PCs and I learned a thing or two.

Now look at me, I spend every waking hour... ok maybe not that much I do have to go potty. I spend a lot of my time on computers. I have a Windoze hasta la vista laptop and this desktop with Linux Kubuntu 12.04

I first got into Linux when I bought my pink Laptop (it got stolen about a year ago) it was a EEEPC very tiny, so tiny I carried it in my handbag! Which is why some JERK stole it.... ok, breathe... in and release. By the way, if anyone sees a guy sporting a 4GB pink laptop with neon bratz stickers on it. Let me know ok?

I keep Windows on my new HP laptop because I have some games I play on that one and there is wifi issues. Sure I could go with the WINE thing and have some on here but it is something of a pain in the butt to setup. Microsoft likes making our lives a challenge... I bet it was Bill Gates who took it. Just to make me buy one with his software on it.

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So who is Wendy Black? I am Bob a 35 year old male who lives in his mother's basement, collects Star Trek figures, and drools over Miley Cyrus. So don't go hitting on me!

oh and remember, just as a picture is drawn by an artist, surroundings are created by the activities of the mind. - Bob
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Aug 4, 2013, 19:42
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RE: What about Wendy?
Time on computers sure beats time on the pot.
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Aug 5, 2013, 06:20
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RE: What about Wendy?
@Teepee: Do you want to take my water pills for me?

@ofnuts: With laptops and wifi sucking internet off your neighbors can be fun.
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Aug 5, 2013, 14:59
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RE: What about Wendy?
Water pills???????

I thought your flooding problems were over. LOL

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Aug 10, 2013, 20:43
Post: #5
RE: What about Wendy?
Wendy, you remind me of the joke:

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
Lets go ride bikes.

Smile Wink Tongue

I kid, I kid (said in Triumph the comic dog voice)

So great now I have THAT voice going on in my head.. I hate when I do that to myself.. now all day long I will end every sentence with.. "for me to poop on"..

And now who is wandering.. yea...

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Aug 10, 2013, 22:21
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RE: What about Wendy?
So you're saying you married this nerb because of his Home PC?

Hopefully he had a few more plug-ins. LOL

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Aug 11, 2013, 00:06
Post: #7
RE: What about Wendy?
LoL Heart

@Teepee: I would tell you it was the size of his hard drive, but that would be a lie.

@SC23: I take a hand full of pills just to be normal ever day. The world sure is changing. Back in high school, we use to make fun of people like me. They were spazz or dweebs. But we weren't mean or anything. Today they take the spazz and give them drugs so they can drool in the back of the classroom and stop bugging the teachers. Now that is mean.... the spazz kids in the classrooms were so entertaining!

I am going to tell my husband that joke, thanks!

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