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Jul 22, 2013, 17:27
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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts
on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one
day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house
having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise
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Jul 22, 2013, 19:43
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Must be a very old joke because this middle-aged person exchanged his first SMS with his wife when many posters here could barely hold a mouse(*), and said messages were more the "Don't forget to get Marty(**) at school" kind.

(*) and his first emails well before most people here were born Smile
(**) name changed to protect the innocent

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Jul 22, 2013, 23:59
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lol I like the implied punchline at the end, very witty XDD
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Jul 23, 2013, 02:22
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(Jul 22, 2013 19:43)ofnuts Wrote:  Must be a very old joke because this middle-aged person exchanged his first SMS with his wife when many posters here could barely hold a mouse(*), and said messages were more the "Don't forget to get Marty(**) at school" kind.

(*) and his first emails well before most people here were born Smile
(**) name changed to protect the innocent
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Jul 23, 2013, 02:24
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I'm 66 so I've been around for a while.

..........And still have a good memory.

Tom Daigle
Western Canada
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Aug 16, 2014, 04:34
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First SMS with his wife when many posters here could barely hold a mouse(*), and said messages were more the "Don't forget to get Marty(**) at school" kind.

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