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Sep 13, 2013, 21:13
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A guy  goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says,  "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink  and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then  proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical  technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back  into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says,  "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"  The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the  Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so  he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot  says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him  his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about  50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, .. you golf?
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Sep 14, 2013, 08:34
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That remind's me of another joke;

A man goes to his doctor for a problem with memory loss. The doctor explains that a section of his brain has deteriorated and he needs a good brain donor to replace that section. Because the treatment is still experimental the organ itself will need to be purchased out of pocket.

The doctor explains there are 3 brains on hand to choose from and they have various prices. The first would cost $400,000 it belonged to a rocket scientist. The second would run $200,000 because it belonged to an industrial worker.

"What about the third brain?", the man asked his doctor. "I am afraid it is out of your price range at $3,000,000.", his doctor replied... "You see it belonged to a politician and as you may know, it has never been used.".

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