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Aug 20, 2013, 02:11
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A doctor was racking his brain, trying to find something to collect. All his doctor buddies had one and he felt left out.

Realizing that he did a lot of circumcisions, he decided to collect the folds of skin, cut off when circumcising.

A year later he had quite the collection. He stitched them together and made himself a wallet. Then he decided to patent his invention.

Upon filling out the necessary forms, the clerk asked him:

"Why patent a wallet? They've been around for many years."

"Not like this one", he said. "Rub it the right way and it grows into a suitcase.":angel:Angel
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Aug 20, 2013, 05:39
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I don't favor story jokes, too long for me, I like the one liners or Q&A ones. This one was ok, kinda disturbing, kinda funny heheh.
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Aug 20, 2013, 14:24
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OK, this one is just for you:

Did Joan of Arc have Fire Insurance?

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Aug 20, 2013, 15:09 (This post was last modified: Aug 20, 2013 15:12 by Wendy Black.)
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I have played an online game for a few years now and when I am bored I stop and chat with the other players as my character Baron Velspa. He tells a lot of jokes to people in town. Like this one;

A dwarf walks into a bar and steps into a pile of poop. As he wipes off his boot...
A large warrior walks in and steps in the same pile of poop.
The dwarf looks and says, "Hey I just did that..." The warrior punches him in the face.


Most are story jokes but some are short;

Do you know why dragons sleep in a cave all day?
So they can stay up fighting knights.


All his jokes are all on these wiki pages; 1, 2, and 3.

Note: Some of his jokes are "geared" by in game material knowledge. Big Grin

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Aug 23, 2013, 00:02
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(Aug 20, 2013 14:24)Teepee Wrote:  OK, this one is just for you:

Did Joan of Arc have Fire Insurance?

Tom
Western Canada

XD lol! Thanks for that Smile Pretty sure they had collateral back then maybe lol!
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