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Aug 16, 2013, 22:01
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YOU MAY BE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE IF:



Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You're offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.

You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”.

You get drunk just so you can sober up.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You introduce your spouse as your “Coffee-mate”.

You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation”.
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Aug 17, 2013, 01:02
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(Aug 16, 2013 22:01)Teepee Wrote:  Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Isn't that impossible?

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Aug 17, 2013, 07:54 (This post was last modified: Aug 17, 2013 07:55 by silk.)
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ok, so i think i have to drink more coffee ... for that self-picture-thing Dodgy Big Grin
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Aug 17, 2013, 10:24
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(Aug 16, 2013 22:01)Teepee Wrote:  ...
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
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lmao, that one got me! You've given me fodder for those rediculouse duck face poses I always see on fb. Ugh they look so dumb now I can go "caution, this is what you look like drinking too much coffee" XD

Always refreshing to get jokes from you Teepee!

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Aug 17, 2013, 15:07
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Glad to see we share the same sense of humor. Going through life without laughing would be hell.

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